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dumbthingsstraightpeoplesay: ally-problems: This is what the majority of straight slash fans think gay people are like. These are the same people who, when being called out for contributing to the fetishisation of homosexuality and its use as wank mater
so I was looking through some old photos, and–JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT BEHIND ME.
i feel like ive been on autopilot for like a year and a half what the hell
I tried on a bunch of dresses today and they’re all made for people with really big boobs…like what about us curvy chicks with smaller boobs?!
fagdral: what if your friend invited you to spend the night and theyre like “we’re gonna have to share a bed” and its like ok cool whatever and then you go into their room and it looks like this
missrem-ains: obveously: pizzatomb: imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to
rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”
royalprat: wryer: Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010) this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying. its like when cats bring home a dead bird and drop it at your feet except the ocean is like I HAVE BROUGHT YOU
scifi-dad: *me seeing a healthy relationship between a person and their father* what the fuck? what the fuck is this? what the fuck?
33v0: 33v0: what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too look at this shit They radiate peace
eliciaforever: Space is so creepy and wonderful. Who the hell needs hell when there’s space. Like there’s an old constellation called Eridanus that you can see in the southern sky, and its not a very interesting constellation. It’s a river. It’s
micdotcom: Former Planned Parenthood employee tweeted the acts of terrorism she survived After the shooting Colorado, author Bryn Greenwood tweeted a list of the regular acts of violence, intimidation, arson and vandalism she experience while working
froody: if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person froody: what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it
sangheilihoes::take my quiz and tell me in the tags, what’s it like being your friend?brb gotta go cry🥺🥺
nineteencigarettes:Having no sources of intimacy in your daily life and therefore resorting to learning as much as you can as a way to pass the time is such a sad cycle, every single day its like what can I become obsessively interested in this time to
the-frostiest-of-butts: lunabase: I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas stay the fuck away from my boyfriend and my pajamas
neopuff: what a dork I like that she made everyone sit down and watch Like “Guys, I’m gonna do a thing. Look! It’s gonna be great” and she’s just super into it And everyone is cool with it (even Amethyst), though only
gourmetknights: remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered
You know how, like, for some folks its like a really intimate gesture of caring to wash their partner’s hair? And to let their partner(s) wash their hair? Like its an intimate thing. And so, like, what if that’s what gem polishing was like for Gems?
I have like 11k songs for it to choose from and this is what comes up on shuffle while I’m drawing Pearl mooning over Rose and I just
one thing that always bugged me about the Ice Age sequels, though, is that they seemed to forget or ignore Manny’s backstory from the first film. Like, there’s this whole thing about how his mate and child were murdered by humans and its like a huge
I get these… I’m not sure what you’d call them, a sort of muscle spasm that’s kind of like a really violent shiver. It feels kind of like a lightning bolt down my spine and its a whole body jerk (like, I can usually feel it right before it
Its a quarter past 4, and I’m about ready to pass out. Thinking about how awesome it would be for hot gay Pokemon trainers to blow loads all over me, but what else is new?
beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’ i am so fucking done
tincanopus: you know when you say the wrong word in a conversation and you think everyone will notice and make fun of you? and its like your worst nightmare? well that happened to mr misha collins and the word was ambivert
obveously: pizzatomb: imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect
kashmiris: jean-luc-gohard: Plus, and I’m about to go to sleep so I won’t be around for the messages I get about this, Michael Jackson 100% did what he was accused of doing. I wish it wasn’t so, because he’s one of the most brilliant musical
paqistan: u ever sit next to a friend and they rest ur head on ur shoulder out of nowhere and ur like… this is the best feeling.. thats cause its the best feeling
memorycycle:when you open task maanager and the cpue is at like 89 percent and then it shoots down to a single digit its like. what the fuck are you hiding. what are you doing whuile my back is turned
uncannycorp:tikkety-tok:My least favourite room to clean in. 😅 yo nothing is scarier then going into sculpture rooms at night….. Like I know what you’re gonna say “oh it cant possibly be that scary” but until you’ve
rebeccafrancesdavidson: dannnnniel: rebeccafrancesdavidson: I’ve just woken up, looked in the mirror and actually liked what I’ve seen. Like, usually I’ll point out all my flaws and then make myself upset, but this morning I looked in the mirror
okay so apparently people are using my pictures for some type of roleplaying?? like its this whole area of tumblr and I dont understand whats happening but it makes me feel very weird .. its like im someones ‘character’ or idea for a character and
enyafan:we will remember the 2010s as such a dumbshit time lol. like what was that weird period of faux populism where everyone was like its actually woke to love the kardashians.
haha some people i know are such lying, posing trash and its sad
i don’t know what it is about pokemon blogs but whenever i post something pokemon related (fanart or photos of my collection) those blogs always removes most or all of my captions when they reblog them and its like what the fuck man like some blog
princessharumi: princessharumi: THIS ALL HAPPENED ON PURPOSE DIDN’T IT WHAT DID I TELL Y’ALL I love how 60% of the people reblogging this are like “Nah, it’s just coincidence, he did these upd8s over a year ago remember you guys??”
Sardonyx is an old fusion who probably hasn’t been out since the war and uh I just noticed but SardonyxHas Pink Diamonds on her shoes
Okay im just gonna say that I actually dislike angst headcanons with Ruby and Sapphire like the whole what if they die or what if they dont love eachother anymore okay I HATE them dont send them to me anymore
My parents aren’t home and its like 2:40 am and I’m not even the sightest bit sleepy but I know I should sleep but I’m still like ‘nahh what else can I don on the internet’
ooooooh, now i know why people say what they say about coconut water
